nrm_bitches

Arrivederci

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:09:21 GMT

I’m still not talking to the Wii Fit as it called me a fat bastard today for putting on more weight! That’s 4lbs now in 7 days, man I’m good at gaining weight! So darlings make me happy and say you’ve stuffed your faces and gain at least 20lbs!

I had a good day yesterday as I went shopping and then went to the pub with a friend in the evening. I blame Jo for some of the weight gain as she made me drink a bottle of wine and eat dinner, bitch!

For some insane reason I’ve decided yet again to go visit my family in Cambridge with my Mum and Dad for a few days. So I’ll not be boring you to death with posts every other day! I’ll love you and leave you now as I’m already being moaned at for not being packed and ready! The things I do to keep people happy!

Boxing Day

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:50:54 GMT

Holler darling! How are we? Did any of you bicthes have to work today? No, I didn’t think so! Yup it’s Boxing Day and the money grabbing whores that run our company thought it best to open on this festive day! How lucky was I? I got to work! Why people feel the need to come and buy paper clips on a Boxing Day beats me!

I was yet again incapable of walking passed Starbucks without buying a gingerbread latte and the box of biscuits in the staffroom took a hit too! I dread to think how many pounds the Wii Fit will say I’ve put on over this festive season! We fell out yesterday when it said I gained two pounds! I fucking hate that bitch! We've been the best of friends for the past few weeks whiles the numbers were going down. I can’t believe it would do this to me!

So darlings what have you been doing these past couple of days? Tell me something depressing to cheer me up!

Christmas

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:55:53 GMT

HAPPY
CHRISTMAS
Bitches!

Hope you have a fab holiday darlings!
*Kisses*

Get to know yourself better!

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:20:38 GMT

I stole this from Dawn_e_h i'm a bitch like that!

Your view on yourself: You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for: You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship: You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love: You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you: You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success: You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of: You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self: You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Take the quiz bitches! Click HERE

Bah! Humbug!

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:50:48 GMT

Omg only 3 shopping days until Christmas! I bet you’re excited right? Me neither! Normally I get excited by all the twinkle lights I put up, but not this year. I’ve not even started Christmas shopping, let along thought of what I might get people! I might just be a total bitch and not get anyone anything; I mean we’re in a recession right? It’s not like I can borrow billions of pounds like the government!

So my darlings, what are your plans for Christmas? Wow I’ll be spending Christmas day with my Mum, Dad, Brother and Sister. I’m so not excited about that! Same old shite every year! I’d rather fuck off some place on my own! I don’t know whut happened, I’m even more of a bitch than normal!

Boxing Day’s even better I get to go to work! WTF? At least I can be mean and play Madonna all day long! God bless her soul!

The Retarded Old Cow Diaries: (Some People Are So Repulsive)

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:55:50 GMT

Two posts in one day! I’m spoiling you darlings! I needed a laugh and thought it was time to revisit the Retarded Old Cow Diaries! Okay so it's been a while! I bring you news of the retarded old cow. I know many of you were upset after her little fall but fear not she’s back with us. Now may I take this opportunity to warn you with the following words: nasty, vile, disgusting, revolting, repulsive, ghastly, filthy, sordid, nauseating and repellent. I might have been a little harsh, but no I stand by what I say! So the retarded old cow has been telling us a heart warming story of how she’s now developed a rash over most of her body! I know you don't even want to picture it. You should thank the lord you don’t have to look at it everyday! After a visit to the hairdresser a plan was hatched to rid her body of this rash. I know you’re struggling to come up with idea right? WTF are you stupid or something? The answer is, pee in a pot and wash that over your arms and in your hair! Today I bring you news from a friend who loves her as much as I do! "Delivery! Mad old bat never shut up though - even when there was no one there! And she splashed her bum with pee last night. She caught it in her hand when she was on the loo and chucked it up on her arse. She's such a minger!" I leave you with these happy thoughts and wish you a nice day! Thought it best not to post a picture this time around! Kisses xx

Question

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:17:35 GMT

Q. When was the last time you updated LJ?

A. Last updated 131 weeks ago!

I may even start writing here now that I can remember my password!

When was the last time you updated?

WTF

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 18:59:31 GMT

You are... 20% unique (blame, for example, your interest in jake watch agants) and 0% herdlike. When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you are keen to please. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is simplistic.

Your overall weirdness is: 49

(The average level of weirdness is: 27. You are weirder than 89% of other LJers.)

What can I say? I blame DEB!